La dolce vita

Mabel - 共犯小姐，妳太棒了啦！沒話說的棒！下次再繼續我們的「飯店探險」之旅吧(in Taichung maybe?)。PS.幫我救回我的屁股啦！ Cindy - 這辛苦的孩子，上完班就殺來，忍受我的娛樂方式又待得這麼晚，隔天又上早班...只能說「算妳狠！夠朋友！」 Jessie - 真不敢相信妳這麼了解。多謝妳的「人肉賀禮」，這是最難忘的生日禮物，ever. Danke (aka Carlos) - 這麼久沒見，還是好人一個！謝謝你從頭陪到尾，夠義氣，我們果然是一起痛罵龜毛英文老師的好夥伴啊...下次你的如花美眷非來不可啦！ Reiter - 謝謝你和嫂夫人玉米不計辛勞大駕光臨，還送我這麼有深意的禮物，非常感動，我會努力(畢竟那是我逃離政府部門關愛的單程車票)。 Jack賢伉儷 - 謝謝你們來，越來越有夫妻臉了喔！我要依照阿眉指示來看看彭于晏到底長什麼樣子... Ray - 真的很意外，也謝謝你現身。「感動」好像不是個精確的詞了。 Francoise - You ain't gonna get shots no mo', my slightly insane sister. Thank you for being so crazy (or maybe you got that from me too?). XXC - 哇！趕場貴賓唷。謝謝你來，美祿拿來吧。 也謝謝意外來賓工頭與Carol，久仰大名。 Tina - 感謝妳的溫暖圍巾，我會努力當個可以與其匹配的藝術家(或至少裝的像一點)。記得唱片行的事喔，我們這小本生意可是非得要有你跟我一起賠啊！ Pascal - Thanks for letting me know that my birthday's also Independence Day of Republic of Chad. How about a trip together? 沒能來和我們一起裝瘋賣傻但給我無限祝福的朋友們，不論你們在哪裡，我也謝謝你。 (插播："Over My Head"。這位不算很多人喜歡的Semisonic之Dan Wilson，總是衝著我心裡空位寫歌，每每重擊或輕搥，均立即見效。想他與我一般小心眼，然而比我聰明很多，叫我更加無法抗拒這位偏執狂。不管他們怎麼說，他們不懂。 Over My Head Long ago I was told there were riches inside of me Someone old hid the gold and the finding was my affair In those days when my ears heard a story my mind believed So I searched with my greed in the sunshine for all to see there I'm in over my head in this game Over my head And I'm afraid I'm never gonna find my way back to where I've been Yes you know many tried none succeeded my mind to train When the fools came to lay down their money I laughed, uncool Saw the mouth of the whale just in time to go down the drain Now I float with my boat in the darkness and play the fool I'm in over my head in this game Over my head And I'm afraid I'm never gonna find my way back to where I've been I'm in over my head in this game Over my head And I'm afraid I'm never gonna find my way back to where I've been 一曲唱罷，我還要很DW地哼句"This will be my year."呵！) 雖然生日還沒到，pre-birthday bash卻已璀璨至此，我想大概再不開心就真的沒天良了。儘管蛋糕被我的怪習性驅逐出場，還是可以許願吧！So listen up, whoever in charge of people's b-day wishes. 1. Please make all the mosquitoes in our households disappear, for as long as possible. (別笑，這很實用耶) 2. Make me stronger and less mushy. (I know it's hard, but trying wouldn't hurt) 3. Hlpofnb@#nugiw$hdo&*apfnj398lfy (以上為土星文，由於地球人普遍約定成俗，說什麼第三個願望不能透露，然而我又想與大家分享，只好講方言了) 嗯，喝開水也會宿醉，沒看過吧。(走下肥皂箱) 謝謝大家，我愛你們。我對宗教態度保留，但如果有上帝或玉皇大帝，我想祂應該覺得我不是個太糟的傢伙，才讓我得以和你們在一起。謝謝爸爸媽媽給了我生命，再由你們給了我甜美，今天才得以用呵出的氣在窗戶上寫著la dolce vita.