【我的eye candy】Shame on me!

At this very moment, I'd kill to be that woman in this picture. Ralph Fiennes, you might soon become the biggest villain in children's fantasy world, but you're still my candy boy! (Lindsay, who's in the great city of London: "Candy boy? Ralph Fiennes? Are you going loopy?") Yup, candy boy. You see, I even went as far as telling you that I saw part of that movie which, like the villain, must not be named. In my humble opinion, he gave a better performance than Ms. You-Know-Who (the party dress sucked, by the way), but in general, it's still a forgettable flick. However, he shines even when trapped in a boring movie like this. (Though his Yankee accent rings funny.) I will low my self-esteem as much as to tell you that when he smiles, he lights up the whole screen. Maybe not conventionally handsome, I can't say he's not attractive. (Lindsay: "Wayne Wang is probably still regretting.") Melancholy, mopey even, nonetheless he has the irresistible power to keep my eyes on him whenever he shows up on screen. He puts the lock on my vision. My eyes just don't wander anywhere else. (Lindsay: "Well, except when Jude Law stands right before you?") Nah, today's not the day to drool over Jude. Someone find me an enigmatic but adorable bloke like Ralph, pronto, chop-chop!