【聯絡簿】Viva la Deutschland!

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好久沒自大地放本人照片了,放一張運動會的給大家笑笑(後面是毛怪叔叔)
7月6日星期四 天氣:熱到發暈 心情:小小悶
Jürgen Klinsmann consoles his young footballers
1. 唉呀呀。都是那該死的比利,害我心愛的德國輸球。超想把他老人家的腿骨踢斷腳筋挑掉!!看Klinsmann一一安慰球員,再和Lippi握手道賀,真是滿心的疼惜啊。嗚嗚。好吧,你們要繼續加油!周日早上好好教訓葡萄牙!(雖然Figo輸了我也會心疼....) 2. On the metro ride this morning, hearing "Is It Any Wonder" with my headset - by the way, why do I keep feeling like I was listening to Coldplay's B-sides when it's Keane actually? - an idea suddenly came to me. I am so sick of being me; I want to be you again. I want to be G. H. again. Perhaps not really him, but him in my mind. And this time, I'll be much more careful not to turn into his clone. I will mix a legal dosage of him in the dough of Natasha and make edible, fragrant bread. 3. 天氣已經熱得要死,為什麼大家還相約去打漆彈?且為啥我有兩攤?我不想烤人乾啦!我不想工作也不想喝冰火,我只想去做SPA當廢柴! 4. 85度C是還不錯喝,但他們店員的錄用標準大概真的包含「必須是白痴」這一項。北投店和石牌店的店員都令我一個怒。木子李是怎樣可以聽成「林」(發誓我鼻音真的沒有那麼重啦),吼了八次還是說「林!」......她可能也怒了,所以語氣上加了一個驚嘆號。熱拿鐵重複了八次還是說冰拿鐵,全部只有多多綠茶去冰,偏要在我好不容易重複16杯飲料之後,冷不防又耍沒腦問「大吉嶺去冰對嗎?」對對對,最好是大吉嶺去冰,我等你們送來時巴你的頭。 (最新update: 送來時那片黑森林蛋糕變成一條。現在換我同事想巴他們的頭了,哈哈哈。) 5. 我後面的瑞士仔搞不清楚狀況。他祖國早就打包回家,現在德國輸了,竟敢寫個「法國加油」的氣球放在我桌上!(如下圖) 分明是欠打。
The goddamn French-speaking balloon on my incredibly messy desk
看來今天下午他的咖啡要加點免草煩了。 6. 我知道說這句話會讓我像個哈日國中小女生,可是,妻夫木聰真的太好看了。剛剛看到他出現在日劇裡,穿了極好看的深藍色窄領西裝外套,並打上(劇情設計是他復合中的前女友送的)超讚斜紋領帶,真是讓我差點沒暈過去──老天爺啊這男人會不會太好看了一點? 他不是一般日本男偶像那種陰柔的俊美,就是個很單純乾淨好看的男生。 哈哈哈,真高興看到穿西裝比那個人還好看的男生。(我白痴嗎,這種人多得很。阿部寬不就是一枚?) 妻夫木先生,你真的太賞心悅目。也難怪"The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift"(雖然好像也是爛片)的導演與製片要給你個角色,就直接叫"Exceedingly Handsome Guy"(剛看到我真的快笑死,但又不能否認他真的很帥的事實)。東南飛說你只有171cm,真的嗎?身材比例好到看不出來。(補充於10:30PM, July 6) 問題: 1. I believe every Deutsche Fußballnationalmannschaft supporter wants to know this too: will Klinsi stay? And we say, "Bleib noch!" 2. How much longer can we play like children in the office? 3. Will I ever get off my lazy ass and finish the book in my head?

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